Special: Read the Tweets of God from Broadway-Bound AN ACT OF GOD!

As BroadwayWorld reported today, four-time Emmy® winner and Golden Globe® Award winner Jim Parsons will play God on Broadway in the new comedy An Act of God.

Two-time Tony Award® winner Joe Mantello will direct the play, which is based on the critically acclaimed book written by God and transcribed by David Javerbaum. Javerbaum is a 13-time Emmy Award® winner for his work as a head writer and executive producer for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," and also curator of the Twitter account @TheTweetOfGod, which has over 1.75 million followers.

Below, check out our roundup of some of @TheTweetofGod's hilarious tweets:

Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.

Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you.

Sarah Palin is "seriously interested" in running for President. I don't have a joke. That is the joke.

I have 102,734,242,901 confirmed kills.

A Seahawks-Patriots Super Bowl? Somebody will win the game, but in a larger sense, nobody will.

Nothing is impossible if you believe in yourself and you've just done acid.

I love you all unconditionally, provided you do certain things.

I deserve all the praise for everything good that happens and none of the blame for anything bad that happens because I said so and shut up.

I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, the omnipotent and omniscient Creator of Space and Time, and I can take a f-ing joke.

The eternal reward for dying for your religion is being dead.

Elvis Presley would have turned 80 years old today if he were alive, which he is.

Everybody stop what you're doing and play with crayons.

I love you all as much as I love My actual child, Jesus, whom I sent to a brutal prolonged death.

2015 really is going to be the year I f-ing kill you all. Sigh... I say that every year.