Review - Joe the Plumber, Meet Michael the Theatre Critic

Inspired by the sudden political fame of "Joe the Plumber," John McCain's web site now has a special page where you can get your own personalized rally sign by filling out a form that says...

I AM (your first name)
THE (your job)
DON'T TAX ME
FOR WORKING HARD

They ask for your email address, so I assume they send you a nice sign you can download and print out after your submission, but I still haven't received a response to my...

I AM Michael
THE Theatre Critic
DON'T TAX ME
FOR WORKING HARD

Of course, if a large group of demented Broadway fans got wind of this page (insert coughing noises here) we might see signs like this at the next McCain rally:

I AM Marian
THE Librarian
DON'T TAX ME
FOR WORKING HARD

I AM Tony
THE Most Happy Fella
DON'T TAX ME
FOR WORKING HARD

I AM Sweeney Todd
THE Demon Barber of Fleet Street
DON'T TAX ME
FOR WORKING HARD

Any more to suggest?

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