LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MYERS Monologue Highlights

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

March Madness is now down to the Sweet Sixteen. Here's who's out: the team of all white guys that passes well but only shoots threes. They're out. The small school where the coach is one of the player's dads. Out. And the team you picked to go all the way. Out.

Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he is running for president. But if you see a t-shirt that says "Ted Cruz 2016," those aren't election shirts. That's just how old he thinks the Earth is.

Starbucks is discontinuing its "Race Together" initiative where baristas were asked to discuss race relations with customers. Apparently, there aren't many combinations worse than "racial discussions" and "hot liquids."

Larry King reportedly tweets by calling a designated voicemail and leaving a message, and then an assistant tweets the message for him. Which I guess explains why so many of his tweets begin with "Hello, operator?"

Snoop Dogg is working on a new TV series for HBO about life in 1980s Los Angeles. Though I don't have high hopes for a show that requires Snoop Dogg to remember the 80s.