JACKIE BEAT'S GREATEST TITS Plays the Laurie Beechman, Now thru 9/16

Jackie Beat, the self-professed bastard child of "Weird" Al Yankovic and buxom Bette Midler, returns to Times Square with Jackie Beat'S GREATEST TITS at The Laurie Beechman Theater (inside West Bank Cafe at 407 West 42nd Street -- at Ninth Avenue, accessible from the A,C,E,N,R,V,F,1,2,3 trains at 42nd Street). Performances are tonight, September 13- Sunday, September 16 at 7:30pm. Tickets are $22 plus a $15 food/drink minimum. To purchase tickets call 212-352-3101 or visit www.SpinCycleNYC.com. A full bar and waiter service is available throughout the performance.

In Jackie Beat'S GREATEST TITS, one of America’s most treasured full-figured drag star offers up a “Best Of” show featuring some of her most twisted and most often-requested hits. Will she offer up one of her odes to large endowments such as the Dolly Parton-inspired “9 by 5” or the Sir Mix-a-Lot parody “Baby Got Front”? Perhaps “Poo On Me Later” (with apologies to Sade), “Love Crack” (with apologies to The B-52’s) or “Anal Virgin” (with no apologies to Madonna)? Will she warn against the evils of teaching theatre to impressionable, effeminate youths as set to Mary J. Blige’s “No More Drama”? Or perhaps “Soup or Salad” (to the tune of “Supersonic”), “Breathlyzer” (to Britney’s “Womanizer”) or “Billy & The Priest” (to the theme from “Beauty & The Beast”)? Come find out for yourself! We guarantee you'll leave saying "Thanks for the Mammaries!"

Award-winning drag darling Jackie Beat has been wowing unsuspecting audiences since 1989. She has toured with Roseanne Barr—as the comic legend’s opening act—including a seven-week run at The New York New York in Las Vegas; written for TV (Hype! and The Sci Fi Channel’s Tripping The Rift) and collaborated on special material with the like of Roseanne, Rosie O’Donnell and Jennifer Coolidge; appeared in countless TV shows (Sex and the City), movies (Grief, Wigstock The Movie, Flawless, Adam & Steve) and Off-Broadway hits (Valley of the Dolls, Tell-Tale!). She has been named Best Drag Queen by New York Press and Best Live Performance by HX Magazine. Jackie is also a columnist, lead singer for the electro-rock band, Dirty Sanchez, and the subject of the documentary film My Name is Jackie Beat including commentary from Joan Rivers, Margaret Cho, and Roseanne. She is currently a writer on Joan Rivers' Fashion Police on E!