Glee-Cap: 'Child Star': The New-New Directions Shine, Find Romance, and Begin A New Dynasty!

Last week, wedding bells rang for two of Glee's finest couples, and there was lots of bliss and good times for all involved. With Brittany and Santana's wedding, one didn't expect anything less than something grand, and it was certainly grand. Brittany planned a big wedding in the barn she was born in, and despite panicking over all the details and things that could go wrong, Brittany had her lady there to give her an open mind. Of course, Santana was determined to keep Sue from attending their wedding and ruining the spirit of their love with her usual ways, but in usual Sue form - she got her way in the end and made a big splash by bringing Santana's Abuela to boot. After some real talk, Santana's Abuela was on the bandwagon, and Sue was part of the Brittana walk down the aisle.

Kurt and Blaine finally reunited after old man Walter gives Kurt some food for thought on his relationship with Blaine and pushes the former prom queen back into the noble arms of his Warbler. In a twist, Brittany and Santana urge the duo known as Klaine to tie the knot on the same day, which is a ridiculous idea at first, but slowly the two take up on what Burt and Carole mention to them about love and marriage. As "Here Comes the Bride" plays, two sets of GLEE club couples make their way down the aisle, and are wedded in front of former and current GLEE club members with beautiful vows and lots of love.

Tina, being - well - Tina attempts to get Mike Chang to be her fiancée, and when he turns her down, well I think we all saw that coming, am I right? Despite the turn down, Mike offers Tina a dance and things may or may not be reheating with Artie as the two share one of their old lunches in the choir room. Artina or is it Tartie - oh well, the ship name will come with time, as the two make a pact to get married if they're both still single at thirty.

Sue bestows killer honeymoons to the blushing brides and handsome grooms, and celebrates her work on the two couples before setting off to find new GLEE club couples to focus her reign of insanity on. I hear there's these new kids - maybe try them? #RoderickandJaneplease.

Tonight, the New Directions put the bar in bar mitzvah as they are hired to perform at a kid's coming of age. Get ready to get down as the New-New Directions move into the spotlight and --- say things? Shocking!

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9:00pm: Presidental Fitness time in high school is the absolute worst. I totally feel Roderick's pain in all of this, down to the mean comments from a gym teacher.

9:01pm: Spencer doesn't do friendship with people - especially not guys like Roderick, but will he make an exception for some hot piece?

9:03pm: Roderick serving up some real talk at how terrible Spencer's game was, and it was pretty bad. But, his biceps are all fine to touch - the safety is on.

9:05pm: New Directions are about to be used to get Sue where she wants to go with the superintendent. The superintendent's son is FIERCEing it up with "Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child. #myronwerksit

9:07pm: MYRON MEANS BUSINESS and it's EVERYTHING.

9:08pm: Rachel - do you not get this? What Myron wants, Mayron gets.

9:09pm: Mason just got Cheerio-blocked by his sister and turns to Roderick and Spencer for help on how to get a date with Jane. Spencer is determined to get his boy, and Roderick is the key apparently.

9:11pm: For once, the New-News are about to shine at Mayron's Bar Mitzvah, but Madison is once again blocking Mason from getting anywhere with Jane. #poormason

9:15pm: Sue is being used as Mayron's personal slave, and it's everything to watch a twelve year old boy boss around the queen of McKinley High.

9:17pm: The idea of Sheldon Bieste dancing along side Sue Slyvester is kind of everything. Mason attempts to keep up flirting with Jane, and the sparks seem to be flying. Now, how will Madison feel about this?

9:18pm: Roderick gets real with Spencer about his dickish ways while Mason and Madison get into a twin fight in front of the entire lunch room.

9:21pm: Spencer channels his love for Allistar into a tune - "Friday, I'm In Love" by the Cure - but will loverboy find his love on Friday realized?

9:24pm: Roderick and Spencer continue to feud as Spencer continues to be a dick, and Roderick continues to remind him of it. Will and Rachel looks like you've got your work cut out for you with this feud.

9:28pm: "I Want To Break Free" - hm, perhaps Mason is trying to tell you something there, Ms. Madison. Mason is laying it on hard with his feelings for Jane, and it's super cute. Swoon worthy performance by Billy Lewis Jr!

9:30pm: Tweens just gave Mason the Bieber treatement and it's so ridiculous, but awesome. Madison realizes after Mason's performance what her place in his life is and that she needs to back off from being such a mama bird to her brother.

9:35pm: Spencer pushes Roderick to climb the rope to get Myron out of his pod, and Roderick rises to the ocassion and gets the male diva out of his pod, and bonds with Spencer all in one swoop.

9:37pm: UPTOWN FUNK. UPTOWN FUNK. UPTOWN FUNK. God bless this song and this performance by Samantha Ware, Noah Guthrie, and Marshall Williams as Jane, Roderick, and Spencer.

9:43pm: Will Schuester's Booty Camp is back in session and Will is driving Sue crazy, which is nothing new. Oh look - Sue and Will are at each other's throats - shocking no one.

9:44pm: Will calling Sue "Susie Q" might be everything I didn't know I needed and Will is having none of Sue's crazy, but then a wild Sue attacks.

9:45pm: Allistar seems to have warmed up to Spencer and is really fond of how Spencer has Roderick's back. Allistar isn't interested in glee club, but good old Spencer and his kissing powers just swayed him.

9:47pm: "Break Free" by Ariana Grande is a perfect song to introduce who you are as a man to the Jewish faith. But, with back up by Sam, Rachel, Will, Sheldon, the New-New Directions AND Sue - you really can't go wrong! #breakfreemyronyoureaman

9:51pm: Roderick has started to pick up on Spencer's challenge to change up things, and seem to be building a budding friendship. Myron has decided to join the McKinley High world, and will be joining the glee club. Sue is less than pleased, but the battle maybe won, but there is still the war to come.

9:54pm: Sue returns to The Hurt Locker determined to ruin the glee club once and for all. Myron sets his sights on Kitty, while Will and Rachel have a heart to heart about glee club, their past, and the future.

9:57pm: "Cool Kids" by Echosmith is a perfect way to really let the New-New Directions shine and watch as a new dynasty of glee club moves center stage.

What a week full of wonderful performance by the Cool Kids who are leading this new dynasty of glee club! Next week - it's the same old song dance between Will and Sue, the battle will rage on. Who will be the victor? Will glee club be still be standing after the smoke clears? Until next week, Gleeks!