2012: Company (Sheffield Crucible) 4/5 - Rock of Ages (West End) 4/5 - Oliver! (UK Tour, Cardiff) 4.5/5 - Master Class (West End) 5/5 - Matilda (West End) 4/5 - Strictly Gershwin (UK Tour, Bristol) 3/5 - The King's Speech (Bath, Pre-West End) 4/5 - The Recruiting Officer (Donmar Warehouse) 5/5 - The King and I (UK Tour, Cardiff) 3/5 - Top Hat (UK Tour, Bristol) 4/5 - An Inspector Calls (UK Tour, Cardiff) 3/5 - Grease (UK Tour, Bristol) 3/5 - Gypsy (Leicester Curve) 5/5 - Abigail's Party (Bath, Pre-West End) 4/5 - I Dreamed a Dream (UK Tour, Bristol) 1/5 - In The Next Room (Or The Vibrator Play) (Bath) 5/5 - Antigone (National Theatre) 4/5 - The Phantom of the Opera (UK Tour, Bristol) 5/5 - South Pacific (UK Tour, Plymouth) 5/5 - Sweeney Todd (West End) 5/5 - Matilda (West End) 5/5 - Detroit (National Theatre) 5/5 - The Last of the Hausmans (National Theatre) 4/5 - Gatz (West End) 5/5 - The Little Mermaid (Dutch Tour, Amsterdam) 3.5/5 - Legally Blonde (UK Tour, Cardiff) 2/5 - Carousel (Barbican) 4/5 - Ghost (West End) 5/5 - The Tempest (Bath) 4/5 - Carousel (Barbican) 5/5 - Singin' in the Rain (West End) 5/5 - Jumpy (West End) 5/5 - Berenice (Donmar Warehouse) 4/5 - The Lion King (UK Tour, Bristol) 4/5 - American Idiot (UK Tour, Cardiff) 5/5 - 9 to 5 (UK Tour, Wimbledon) 2/5
Oh, Timmer. Now you've filled my head with this incredible image of Shelly Winters in a Little Mermaid costume "swimming" in a sea of blue light. That's not an easy image to get rid of. Thanks a lot!
Lucille: Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
Michael: You can't just comb that out and reset it?
Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
From a guy that knows (kind of... not really) the producer of Watching Paint Dry: A Silent Musical comes:
DIAL-UP: a musical recollection of the internet's humble beginnings
Everyone onstage is dressed as old computers and every dance number includes doing the robot at least once. The set design is full of ethernet cords, networks, computer terminals and the floor is littered with millions of AOL discs.
The orchestra pit is full of members and roadies of Styx.
Featuring the hit songs: "zzz" "Come on" "Come on already (Reprise)" and "Load, load" Styx gain back the lime light with the curtain call "Mr. Roboto"
"We're all just children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks."
- Tennessee Williams
toanythingtaboo, forgetting sarah marshall- that part with the dracula musical made me cry in hysterics as well! my friends and i found it surreal. hahahaa
"He's dead, Jim. Definitely dead, Jim. They killed him And now he's dead, Jim."
And/or a chorus of Borg singing "The Assimilation Tango."
Slogan: "Where no musical has gone before."
"Resistance is futile. Set your phasers on stunning and trek on down to the theatre to see this show! It takes musical theatre to a new galaxy of excellence." -- David Manning, The Ridgefield Press
joined:2/21/06
Posted: 7/13/08 at 05:19pm