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the skank tank

cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend
joined:11/15/05
The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:45pm
Okay - so from the Naomi Campbell thread, we have placed Naomi, Whitney Houston, and Starr Jones in the tank. Who else should we admit, and why?
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Calvin
Broadway Legend
joined:7/27/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:46pm
lildogs
Broadway Legend
joined:4/18/04
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:47pm
Tara Reid--they'll seem much more attractive and lucid with her around.
Love4Cheno
Broadway Legend
joined:9/8/04
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:51pm
Fergie - Black Eyed Peas

She pees her pants.
http://preppylife.tumblr.com/
DottieD'Luscia
Broadway Legend
joined:7/23/03
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:52pm
Absolutely, Calvin. What about Elizabeth Hasselskank, from the View?
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
wonderwaiter
Broadway Legend
joined:10/4/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:53pm
If we're including Katherine Harris, we can't leave out Deb Maggert.

"The tale doesn't so much unfold as ooze out..."
katygrace84
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:53pm
Let me add my vote for the Hilton sisters. Every time Star throws up, Paris will say, "That's hot!" Then Naomi will throw something at her head and Whitney will smoke another 8 ball. Meanwhile, Nicky and Tara will drink themselves into oblivion and laugh hysterically.
"Bush and Cheney have turned into the Dukes of Hazzard, just like every week, they get themselves into these crazy predicaments, 'ain't no way the Duke boys are gettin' outta this one,' then they jump the General Lee over the Bill of Rights, it's fucking insane!" - Patton Oswalt
Kringas
Broadway Legend
joined:5/27/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:53pm
Lindsay Lohan.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
Jane2
Broadway Legend
joined:2/13/04
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:54pm
Should membership be limited because of the pethora of skanks around? Oh, and I nominate Star I am a lawyer Jones as King of the Skanks!
<-----craves juicy pizza
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:55pm
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
wonderwaiter
Broadway Legend
joined:10/4/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:56pm
SorryGrateful, you win.
"The tale doesn't so much unfold as ooze out..."
katygrace84
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:57pm
GAH!!!!!!! SG! Quit fvckin scaring me like that! This is a SKANK Tank. Not Satan Incarnate tank!
"Bush and Cheney have turned into the Dukes of Hazzard, just like every week, they get themselves into these crazy predicaments, 'ain't no way the Duke boys are gettin' outta this one,' then they jump the General Lee over the Bill of Rights, it's fucking insane!" - Patton Oswalt
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:57pm
I think Angelina Jolie should be on the list. I don't care how many children she adopts, she'll always be a skank.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
DottieD'Luscia
Broadway Legend
joined:7/23/03
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:57pm
I have to agree, kudos to you, SorryGrateful.
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend
joined:11/15/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:58pm
SG! You beat me to it. Celeb of the day for a reason!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
peach
Broadway Legend
joined:3/29/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:58pm

Britney Spears (in her post-Federline days)

DottieD'Luscia
Broadway Legend
joined:7/23/03
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 03:59pm
Sandra Lee from the Food Network.
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
PalJoey
Broadway Legend
joined:3/11/04
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:00pm
Skank Tank Royalty



The Bush Twins and their cousin Noelle

yr pal,
joey




Calvin
Broadway Legend
joined:7/27/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:01pm
Who's that baseball player's wife who is always opening her big yap about something? She loves Bush but dresses like a 50-cent hooker?
Roninjoey
Broadway Legend
joined:9/27/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:01pm
I love your quote SorryGrateful.
yr ronin,
joey
wonderwaiter
Broadway Legend
joined:10/4/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:01pm
"The tale doesn't so much unfold as ooze out..."
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:02pm
Thanks, all! I was surprised I was the first one to put it out there. Where my liberals at, y'all?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
Jane2
Broadway Legend
joined:2/13/04
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:02pm
Rachel "EVOO" Ray from the food network.
<-----craves juicy pizza
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend
joined:11/15/05
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:02pm
Another waste of celebrity in my opinion.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
DottieD'Luscia
Broadway Legend
joined:7/23/03
re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:03pm
This thread is fun!
Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
papalovesmambo
Broadway Legend
joined:11/4/03
the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 04:03pm
jane, them's fightin' words.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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