Lea Michele is writing a book
Lea Michele is writing a book
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#1Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:35pm
Blegh!
Chapter 5: How to sell drugstore hair products while wearing a weave
Updated On: 5/23/13 at 01:35 PM
#4Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:40pmYou know all that jazz has already pre-ordered Dame Lea's book on Amazon.
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
#5Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:40pmBut there's already a book called How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#7Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:48pm"There's no I in Glee Star. There is L-E-A."
#8Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:49pmBe careful. Remember what she did to that poor girl in RAGTIME. Don't make her mad.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
wonkit
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08
#11Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:53pmLea Michele's Last Rites - coming this fall to a bookstore neer u.
#12Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:57pm
I love how she's writing "a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm, and hard work to make your dreams come true."
She was so tenacious. She had to work and work and work for FIVE MINUTES before she was on Broadway. Then she had to wait another FIVE MINUTES before she got Glee.
All her struggling really paid off in the end. Now, at least, she can share with us how she did it.
"Part memoir, part how-to, and part style-guide."
Take note, underlings.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#13Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:59pm
"She can write??"
She can pay people to write.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
Visceral_Fella
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/18/12
#14Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:01pmReading this book would be like eating a bowl of melted ice cream. Why?
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#15Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:02pm"Before my Glee audition, I was in a car accident. No worries, I sang On My Own perfectly, pulling glass out of my pre-Loreal hair and chastising the pianist. Just one more struggle for me in my career."
#16Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:04pmGuys, she had to overcome not getting a Tony nomination. You can't comprehend that kind of pain.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#17Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:06pm"When I starred in the movie New Year's Eve, I never got a chance to act with Robert De Niro. It's a shame. He would have really benefitted from that."
#18Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:08pm"After I sang 'Don't Rain on My Parade' at the Tony Awards, I never received a phone call from Barbra Streisand telling me I was better than her. I've hated her ever since."
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#19Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:12pm"What does Zachary Quinto have that I don't? I don't see it."
broadway guy
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/5/11
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#21Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:17pm
Chapter 5: How to sell drugstore hair products while wearing a weave
Tina Fey can write that chapter, too!
Is she still known as Dame Lea around these parts?
#22Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:19pm
Chapter 8
How I learned to share the stage with people less talented than I am and how I'll never make that mistake ever again and how you don't have to make that same mistake that I made when I did that.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#24Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:34pm
Chapter 10 is for TENacious.
If you hire the right people in your life to write the first nine chapters, you too can get to this point in your life.
Chapter 11: When Life Goes Off-Key, Auto-Tune It!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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finebydesign
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/17/07
#25Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:35pm
“But I believe I can write one of sorts: not a how-to-make-it-in-show-business book, but a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm, and hard work to make your dreams come true.”
Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#27Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:39pm
Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?
She doesn't have the courage, uniqueness, nerve, or talent to do ANYTHING by herself except be a total bItch.
"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#28Lea Michele is writing a book
Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:40pmYou can't make a chapter be dramatic and deep by scrunching your face while you write it. Her secret weapon has been disabled.
