"Best of" threads are fun, but these are more funner.
For me it was THE ANARCHIST.
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 -
"What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians?
Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
If this thread has already caused you more agony than any show you watched this year, congratulations! You're good at picking out shows for yourself. I'm glad you had so much fun at the theater this year.
"If this thread has already caused you more agony than any show you watched this year, congratulations! You're good at picking out shows for yourself. I'm glad you had so much fun at the theater this year."
"Agony", Plum? Hyperbole, and your word, not mine. Absolutely any time I spend in a theater is an improvement over reading people bitching about how bad the theater they saw was. To me, these threads are pointlessly negative - I'm glad you enjoy them, I guess?
It wasn't on Broadway, but this past May I saw a horrific community theater production of West Side Story where the entire cast (including the Sharks) was lily white. It also didn't help that the actor playing Tony was virtually tone deaf.
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
It's all about extremes, little sally. Calling people's work "trash". Saying " I couldn't take it anymore" or equating watching any performance as "agony". Just seems silly to me.
Anyway, a question was asked. I gave my answer. You don't approve of it. I suppose we'll both live.
I was pretty lucky this year. Scandalous was the only show that struck a cord to me as truly bad. I'm lucky that I got to see it for free. I still can't believe that I saw a show like that on Broadway.
I didn't really care for Cyrano either, but that was again free and some of the performances were beautiful when I wasn't asleep. Still Cyrano isn't nearly on Scandalous' level.
I thought we had all decided (more or less unanimously) that even though "Lucky Guy" was not this year, it was, by far, the most execrable piece of garbage ever.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
"What an absolutely moronic and hateful thread. Butt not surprising, considering who started it."
Thanks!!!
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 -
"What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians?
Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
London: Detroit. Didn't bother seeing it here since it was so terrible there.
If I had to pick one of the 3 that felt like the biggest waste of time, I think it would be Last Smoker. At least Scandalous was humorously bad at points.
Picture a handsome heroicly charismatic
Plain spoken know-nothing
Skirt chasing cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you wake up with
A raise and a promotion.
So he's a flirt, a complete ego maniac
The fact is he's also the face of the strike
What a face
Face the fact that's a face that could save us all from
sinking in the ocean.
-Katherine (Newsies)
Superboy and the Invisible Girl
Everything a kid oughtta be
He's immortal, forever alive
Then there's me
I wish I could fly
And magically appear and disappear
I wish I could fly
I'd fly far away from here
-Natalie (Next to Normal)
Ghost. I knew it was going to be bad when it opened with that Christmas Spectacularesque opening of flying to Main Street in DUMBO by flying through New York from the Battery to the Bronx! Annoys the hell out of me when they do not get geography right!
For me, it was a local production of Anything Goes. The only good song was the staging of the title number (which heavily borrowed from the recent B'way revival); the rest was acted/sung in a highly cartoonish manner.
Oooohhh.... How could I forget the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life: Showgirls the Musical. It was poorly done at a Non-Equity Theatre in Chicago. I actually left at intermission. Just terrible.
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Posted: 12/27/12 at 07:55pm