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Looking for a Broadway song about Judaism

Inigomontoya
Stand-by
joined:6/24/07
I'm looking for a funny song for a female singer that is somehow about Judaism.
for example, I have Shiksa Goddess for my male singer, and I'm looking for something similar for a girl.

any ideas?
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend
joined:7/1/04
Passover by William Finn?

Akiva
Inigomontoya
Stand-by
joined:6/24/07
I thought of it but it's a little depressing, but that's the direction i'm looking for
willep
Broadway Legend
joined:9/20/08

Updated On: 11/24/12 at 12:14 PM
aaronb
Leading Actor
joined:6/3/12
Every song in FIDDLER?
Check out my theater blog, http://www.scribicide.com
ChairinMain
Stand-by
joined:4/2/07
None of the songs from Fiddler are actually about judiasm.

My favorite? "It's Hard to be a Jew on Christmas" from South Park. Not kidding. It's hysterical.
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
"Hanukkah in Santa Monica" by Tom Lehrer. It's not a showtune, but a cute novelty song.
jasonf
Broadway Legend
joined:12/26/03
Sabbath Prayer from Fiddler is a female song and absolutely about Judaism.

There was a musical called "Yours Anne" that might have something - I don't know the show enough to be able to tell you if any of them would fit.
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
broadwaydevil
Broadway Legend
joined:2/16/11
Tradition.
Scratch and claw for every day you're worth! Make them drag you screaming from life, keep dreaming You'll live forever here on earth.
Nettik
Featured Actor
joined:6/4/10
Children of Eden is based off of the Old Testament. "Spark of Creation" comes to mind as a possibility.
PalJoey
Broadway Legend
joined:3/11/04
"Rags" from Rags.

http://youtu.be/fuuMIa3fMxw
yr pal,
joey




bigbelterbaby
Stand-by
joined:7/5/10
The Falsettos has a lot of funny songs about being Jewish
Hesione Hushabye thinks it tastes like ashes.
seaweedjstubbs
Featured Actor
joined:3/21/07
Would "All About Me" from THE BATTERY'S DOWN work? There's a weird cut in this video, but you can find the full song on iTunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=disfRiqYpVY
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
Falsettos' numbers are hurt by the fact that they need context, and/or are sung from a male perspective. "Everyone Hates His Parents" could work, but isn't explicitly Jewish.
AC126748
Broadway Legend
joined:7/15/06
Again, not Broadway, but Jackie Hoffman's "Shavuoth" and "You Are Jewish" are both upbeat and funny. Both songs are pretty blue, though, if that's a concern.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
I wrote a song once, AGES ago, called "Not Actually A Jew," about the unusual situation of being a goy who happens to be cast almost exclusively to play stereotypically Jewish characters, wishing for any other role out of boredom with the same schtick over and over again.

If I could find it, I'd send it to you, but I wrote it in pre-digital days as a lead-sheet on a piece of paper and I've long since lost the paper.
Timmer
Broadway Star
joined:2/21/06
It's probably not what you're looking for, but you could throw in "You Won't Succeed on Broadway" from Spamalot.
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend
joined:4/29/05
Sabbath Prayer from Fiddler may not be what OP is looking for as it is not a funny song. But it is very much a song about Judaism.




Updated On: 11/26/12 at 02:23 PM
supersam1026
Featured Actor
joined:5/15/07
A few years ago on SNL they did a song called "Christmastime for the Jews" about how the Jews go to the movies and eat chinese food on Christmas day! Not broadway, but close!
son_of_a_gunn_25
Broadway Legend
joined:11/11/03
Not written for a woman, but if you have never heard "When Messiah Comes" you should find a recording of it. Pretty hysterical. I have a recording of it on a mixed CD from a friend that I am guessing is from "An Evening with Sheldon Harnick. I know the song is also on one of the Lost in Boston albums.
Wander a whole summer if you can. Time will not be taken from the sum of life. Instead of shortening, it will definitely lengthen it and make you truly immortal. -John Muir
aaronb
Leading Actor
joined:6/3/12
@ChairinMain - "Tradition," "Sabbath Prayer," and "Miracle of Miracles"
Check out my theater blog, http://www.scribicide.com
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend
joined:2/17/06
I think Tovah Feldshuh has a song on one of the "Carols for a Cure" albums called "Shalom Santa," about the character's mother being a lapsed Catholic and her father being a cultural Jew. The song was co-written by Douglas J. Cohen of "No Way To Treat a Lady" and "The Opposite of Sex" fame.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
Someone in a Tree2
Featured Actor
joined:10/9/12
Surprised no-one's mentioned I CAN GET IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE for Harold Rome's score:

A GIFT TODAY is the only Bar Mitzvah song I know of in the Broadway cannon.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO US NOW is a great minor key protest song.
MISS MARMELSTEIN is the solo comedy number that of course propelled Barbra Streisand into the stratosphere.

Really dark unloveable book but some great numbers there.
elimeyer
Understudy
joined:5/11/04
Perhaps if I knew what you plan to use it for, the context, it might be easier to make a suggestion.
-elli- Visit me @ http://www.thekingofbroadway.com "They say that life is 'Tit for Tat' and thats the way I live, so I deserve a lot of 'TAT' for what I've got to give!!!"



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