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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?

Jordan Catalano

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 07:30pm

That really hurts!

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sabrelady

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 08:21pm

O kay.

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SNAFU

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 08:31pm

A possible sign of a heart attack.

Playbilly

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 08:32pm

You talking about TMJ?

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Wynbish

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 08:34pm

Feel better!

Jordan Catalano

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 08:45pm

Tmj?

Wynbish

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/10/12 at 09:10pm

TMJ

Plum

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:20am

there you go

Renart

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/12/12 at 08:29am

That happens to me when I unlock my jaw to swallow an especially large rodent. I hate when that happens.

blueroses

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/12/12 at 01:43pm

TMJ = Too Much Jake? :)

Jordan Catalano

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/12/12 at 02:25pm

LOL. No, from that stuff it's not TMJ. Just something that happens once in a blue moon when I yawn really hard. And there's no such thing as too much Jake. Even the idea is preposterous.

CATSNYrevival

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/12/12 at 02:52pm

^Jordan, you're supposed to stretch and relax your jaw a little bit first before you get with Jake. Otherwise, this can happen quite frequently.

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Jordan Catalano

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You know that thing when you yawn and the muscles in your jaw seize up and it feels like you're going to die?
Posted: 10/12/12 at 03:30pm

You can imagine the pain of dating Jon Hamm...

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