Republican Legislative Candidate Endorses The Death Penalty For Children

[Jordan Catalano]

As RIDICULOUS as this is, I have to say I kind of respect the man for not picking and choosing from his precious Bible like all the other Republitard hypocrites do.
C'mon, Goth - Defend Your Idiot Republican Party Over This

[FindingNamo]

The problem is that he misses the whole point of Jesus, I mean, for a guy who considers himself Xian.

[Jordan Catalano]

Well I ask you to name one Republican who "gets the whole point" of Jesus.

[Kad]

It's not even, like, children who murder. It's just "rebellious children". But he's not a monster! "[Parents]must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children."

Judging by that, and some other views he's taken, this man should never have been elected. His views would be out of date even in the antebellum south.

[FindingNamo]

I'm glad people feel free to reveal that their beliefs ARE as bad we think, so we're less easily dismissed as alarmist paranoids.

[Kad]

Then, of course, will come the, "Not all of us feel that way," rebuke.

Except they elect people who do, in fact, feel that way, so...

[Mister Matt]

"There is a strange alliance between the liberal left and the Muslim religion. It may be that since both are the enemies of Christianity, that they both believe that, my enemy's enemy is my friend,"

That supposition negates pretty much anything else he has to say on the subject.

[Jordan Catalano]

They should hang his picture in schools. Next to the hanging children, of course.

[FindingNamo]

To be fair, Deuteronomy puts a lot of safeguards in place. Except for poor Grizabella.

[Mister Matt]

"Poor Grizabella"?!?! Crotchety bitch got resurrected on a flying tire just for being old and pathetic. Shoulda gone to Gus. Last time I watch Feline Idol.

[Kad]

I was in awe of the spectacle. How often do you get to see an aged cat prostitute fly on a tire?

[little_sally]

So he'd force women to have babies...only to execute them.

[Jordan Catalano]

Because he's pro life. Duh.

[Kad]

Only if they were rebellious!

[Jordan Catalano]

So if babies are kicking in the womb, does that qualify as rebellious behavior?

[Kad]

I think they're only rebellious if it's directly affecting the father.

[little_sally]

Well played, Kad.

[Jordan Catalano]

Well that makes sense, then.