Nothing on

[JoeKv99]

Just had to say it: Not Nicki Minaj threatening Mariah Carey, not Honey Boo Boo bobbing for pigsfeet and certainly not that antique Apple Corer on Storage Wars. It's all faker than a Kardashian.

[SNAFU]

I had to make fake vanity License Plates for a truck on a Reality Show. Everything is scripted!

[Jay Lerner-Z]

It's not all fake. Some of those people really are batsh!t bonkers.

[Wynbish]

Honey Boo Boo's niece's three thumbs are real.

[JoeKv99]

Including evrything that happens on American Idol.

[JoeKv99]

And all those "house hunter" shows are too.
I still love you Sandra Rinomato!

[TheatreDiva90016]

What about butt chugging?


I just like the sound of that.

[JoeKv99]

Butt Chugging is real. I don't know why anyone wants to do it but it's real and it works.

[SNAFU]

You can Butt chug, be pulled over by the cops for drunk driving and pass the breathelizer test!
Just DON'T try lighting your farts for any reason though!

[Jungle Red]

If I enjoy water sports, but only if it comes out of a butt, do I still wear the yellow hanky? Or is it the brown hanky? Or a yellow brown checkered one?

I'm confused.

[EricMontreal22]

There's a butt-chugging reality show?

[SNAFU]

I am pitchering one as we speak!