Obama is incompetent

[Jim Colyer]

Obama has no record of any kind to run on. He has built no relationships in Congress and none with foreign leaders. He is detached and lazy. The Middle East is burning as Obama apologizes for insults to "the prophet." Our ambassador in Libya is murdered along with two Navy Seals and a fourth American. American flags are being torched as Obama chooses to downplay terrorist threats. Obama has been in over his head from day one and should never have been president. His incompetence projects only weakness overseas.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Let me get you a hood to go with that whine.

[PalJoey]

Jim: You left out the NFL referee crisis.

The NFL is in flames. WHERE IS OBAMA?

[themysteriousgrowl]

What is an inexpensive hotel? There has to be one!

[Playbilly]

Dim Jim will not reply.
Out spreading another lie.

[Jay Lerner-Z]

I wonder if Jim is aware of our existence.

He never seems to acknowledge any of our comments - I think he just fires off these inanities into the ether imagining some audience hanging on his every word, nodding along and agreeing vociferously with their computer screens. Same with his twitter feed.

The man is insane.

[SNAFU]

Eh, he has just too many crosses to burn.

[CarlosAlberto]

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Y'know, come to think of it, I was watching Criminal Minds the other day and I'm sure I saw his face flash by in the opening credits.

[Kad]

Is your son proud of you, Jim?

[Kad]

Because god forbid something cause those people to come over here!

[Playbilly]

Love it or leave it Jim. We'll send you and your ilk back to the Netherlands. There's a big cruise liner in Italy waiting for you.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Hysterical Rob Delaney tweet; could have been written (in earnest) by Jim Colyer:

"@MittRomney, Obamma has said NOTHING about the coming bacon wars. how will u keep my families bacons safe from black health insurance?"

[themysteriousgrowl]

All Shook Up is a fun show. So cool to mix Elvis and Shakespeare.

[tazber]

I like his new song!

The Land of the White, White, and White


My name is Jim Colyer, and I is a white supremacist
I hate all them queers, all them coloreds, and them feminists
David Duke and Hitler is my one true inspiration
But maybe that's because I have a 3rd grade edumacation

I write crappy songs about good ole Christian values
Tryin' to learn something to them Muslims and them Hebrews
I look right fine in my huntin' gear and camos
Bang! I'ma shoot them Spanish just like I's Rambo!

Me and my Klansmen brothers have lots and lots of fun
Burnin crosses, eatin chick-fil-a, comparin our guns
Mine's got the smallest barrel, but my trigger finger's quick
If I was smarter that'd be a metaphor for the size of my dick

People ask why I post on a theater message board
I'm just trying to show them queers the way of the lord
So don't be down on me cuz you know I's right
God bless America, land of the white, white, and white.

[Playbilly]

The next Ted Nugent hit.

[romantico]

Taz, ya might want to copyright that. Ya never know. Just sayin'!

[FindingNamo]

Those are great lyrics, taz. More nuanced than what Jim Colyer, White Supremacist comes up with.

[SNAFU]

ASCAP!

[Jim Colyer]

Obama inherited a tough situation, but he has done absolutely nothing to make it better. Four years of Obama have seen higher unemployment, lower incomes, rising energy costs, and a national debt spiraling out of control.

[Kad]

Jim, please respond to the findings of this board uncovering your white supremacist beliefs and sympathies. Thanks.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Educate yourself

[Jim Colyer]

Four years of Obama have seen higher unemployment, lower incomes, rising energy costs, and a national debt spiraling out of control. One does not have to be a white supremacist to see this.

[SNAFU]

I sure there are some uppity darkies in the area that need a cross burning Jim. Why are you wasting your time here douchebag?

[Jim Colyer]

Democrats respond to polls. Republicans do not. The lead the media claims Obama has is bogus.

[Kad]

Oh, I see. So you're basing that on nothing, then. Just like your white supremacist findings. Gotcha.