Ugh, I don't think I can take 3 months of this crap

[tazber]

I mean, I guess I knew it was coming but here we go with this self righteous and totally manufactured bull**** meant to whip the idiot masses into a frenzy.

Let the bastardization of the First Amendment for political gains begin:
There's a war on, y'all!

[thetinymagic2]

Turn off the TV except for bbc world news, have a nice glass of 2006 Ravenswood Merlot, and relax with the NYT.

[thetinymagic2]

or you could start a craft project. Construct bobbleheads of all the bobbleheads
They could look cute...ya got Sununu, Palin, O Reilly Cooper, Imus, Hannity, Crackhead Nancy Grace, Dr. Drew, Candy Crowley, Blitzer, Cafferty Mc cain, Obammy, Joe the plumber, skank Guilfoyle, the CNN guy w/the jumbo map, Geraldo, Tucker Carlson, Rachel, bighead Chris Matthew, Huffington, douchy Greg Gutfeld, Michael Moore, etc, etc, etc, etc,. LOVe BobbleHeaDs.

[tazber]

As always, you give the best advice, tiny.

[themysteriousgrowl]

I keep reading this as --

"Ugh, I don't think I can take a crap for 3 months"

[Addison D.]

I feel for you, Taz. I've been a news junkie and an NPR listener forever, raised in a NYC, left-y liberal, Jewish household (I know the receipe for Mama Stamberg's cranberry relish by heart). Add being an artsy Homo (I MAKE Mama S's cranberrry relish) and you have a serious NPR gold-circle listener. Oy--do I have tote bags.

When G.W.Bush was re-elected--or, rather, was ACTUALLY elected--I was so devastated, alienated, distraught, miserable and allergic to the news that I enacted a Personal News Embargo. It was really difficult at first--I was raised to believe that people who don't remain educated about and engaged with current events were Philistines. Worse--they were just...Neanderthals. Worse, they were guilty of abandoning their responsibilities to themselves, their families, communities and society. And--most frightening of all--I was taught that these doomed souls had "no right to complain" about the state of the world.

I got over it. It was such a relief not to be subjected to the surreal BS going on around me--BS that was not going to be diminished by my being more fully versed in its details. Of course, it was around then that I began experimenting with drugs, but I don't think listening to stories about W would have prevented that train wreck.

So, consider taking a break. Craft projects are a great idea. Just stay away from Meth...

[Jordan Catalano]

Obviously you've never tried doing a craft project while on meth.

[Addison D.]

Don't even start with me. The best time to scavenge the trash at Duggal is at 3AM. And then you've got six hours to measure, cut and spray adhesive until it's time to call the office with another pathetically, transparently phony excuse for why you're not coming in today.

[tazber]

This is what happened the last time I started a project on meth

[Addison D.]

Lol...that looks about right, Taz--except you're not supposed to complete more than 48% of the project before you start the next one.

And there should be waaay more extension cords plugged into your outlets...

[TheatreDiva90016]

And a fan running....

[Addison D.]

And porn playing on at least one video screen. Preferably two or three.

[artscallion]

and you WOULD end up taking a three month crap.

[tazber]

Another neat do it yourself project for the meth enhanced brain:





Still more fun than listening to reports about this mysterious war on religion!

[Addison D.]

Maybe I'm just too sober...what IS that second photo, Taz?

[TheatreDiva90016]

A dirty, tile floor that needs scrubbing!!!

[SNAFU]

I thought it was chopped beef in a wire cage!

[Addison D.]

Got it! Thank goodness--I thought it was some hideous, scared-straight photo of Meth Mouth.

[tazber]

Haha! No it's a grouty floor that needs hours of concentrated scrubbing with a toothbrush between the tiles.

[Addison D.]

Been there...

[TheatreDiva90016]

I'm looking at my bathroom floor now.

And sort of wishing I did meth...

[SNAFU]

Just find a friend that does and put them to work.

[thetinymagic2]

Did you scrub that bathroom floor today? DID YOU???

Yes, mommie dearest.

[nygrl232]

Those outlets are placed pretty high on the wall.

I thought it was frozen meat in a cage, myself.