There are three pregnant women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead all sitting in the doctors waiting room. To break the silence the brunette says "apparently the position you do when you have sex determines the sex of the baby, I was on top so I'm having a boy". The redhead then adds "Well I was underneath so that means I'm having a girl". The blonde then says worryingly "Oh sh*t, I'm having puppies".
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens,
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Posted: 7/19/12 at 07:47am