If really bad movies were turned into musicals.....

[chanel]

....not just medium-bad ones, here's what would happen.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2012/04/what_movies_sho.php

[Mister Matt]

Oh, dear. Did Musto just cut-and-paste an old BWW summer thread? God, that article was less funny than the annual thread here pretending it's a funny topic...again...and again...and again...

[best12bars]

It seems we stood and talked like this before ...

[tazber]

That article is only about 5 years late.

[CapnHook]

XANADU

[CapnHook]

XANADU

[hyperbole_and_a_half]

Still pissed that Xanadu got the stage treatment and almost nobody has heard of this thing. It blows Xanadu out of the water and out-camps Rocky Horror. The soundtrack alone is the reason I still had my parents' record player in working condition until a few years ago. "The power of rock...in 1994!" is an awesome tagline for a movie written when disco was still a thing. Last I looked it's on Netflix Instant, and you can check out the trailer if you're piqued: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BY9cvgrP1c

[tazber]

I LOVE The Apple! I have the dvd and watch it at least twice a year. It's bad in the best way possible.

And the music is really great.

[ChildrenwillListen]

Human Centipede the musical

[darquegk]

The Apple is fun in its own way, but I feel like it's a bit too much like "Phantom of the Paradise," in a "only one can survive" kind of way. And with "Paradise" already being eerily close to "Rocky Horror," that just makes "The Apple" even more expendable to me.

[NoHSMisNotAMusical]

ChildrenWillListen- Human Centipede the Musical does exist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLagIYMHVE

[ChildrenwillListen]

Why am I not surprised?

[themysteriousgrowl]

[My Oh My]

A Pink Flamingos musical would make my life.

And with a dogsh*t eating finale, it will make yours, too.

[SNAFU]

Oh..... "The Chicken F**ker" would make a great Act one Finale... or "I Want Eggs!"...