Patti LuPone in Judge Judy - the Musical

[Musicaldudepeter]

I can totally see it. LuPone as Judy. Titus Burgess as Bert.

It could be totally like Jerry Springer the Opera.

[bwayphreak234]

Oh. My. God. I LOVE this. I watch judge Judy faithfully everyday. I love it.

[Musicaldudepeter]

LuPone totally has the attitude, the face, everything lol. Sounds hilarious.

[MissAnneThrop]

"This case don't need no explainin'
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rainin'"

"Girl, in time your face will look like leather,
stop the botox, remember beauty fades, dumb is forever"

I could so see it!

[Musicaldudepeter]

hahaha love it

Judy: I coulda been a singer or a dancer
Defendant: Um....
Judy: QUIET! Um is not an answer!!!!

[SondheimFan5]

Winning.

[bwayphreak234]

What you are saying to me does not make sense. And if something does not make sense, then it isn't true.
They don't keep me here because I'm gorgeous, they keep me here because I'm SMART.

Her quotes lend themselves to perfect songs!

[bwayphreak234]

What you are saying to me does not make sense. And if something does not make sense, then it isn't true.
They don't keep me here because I'm gorgeous, they keep me here because I'm SMART.

Her quotes lend themselves to perfect songs!

[MissAnneThrop]

Hey you, i'll spell it out for all to see,
I am the capricious, judicious
Judge Ju-DEEEEE!

[sephyr]

I'd cross the ocean to see this lol! Judy is hilarious and I'm sure Patti would be amazing in the role. Can we get Alan Menken on this? lol

[egghumor]

Brilliant! I'll be first in line at the box office.

[Jane2]

"You're an idiot!"

[Jane2]

double post

[bwayphreak234]

"That's hearsay!"
"Stay in school!"

[Musicaldudepeter]

David Yazbek would write a killer rhythmic score for all those phrases and words. His music would complement the fast-talking Judge Judy...

[lupone76]

Judge Judy is already way over rated. Do we really need a Broadway musical based on her???

[lupone76]

So I guess their running out of Hollywood titles to musicalize and musical rock groups to musicalize that there up to using over rated celebrities as source material..

[Jordan Catalano]

Uh....no.


This is just a fun thread. Nobody's writing this so you can unbunch your panties, unpurse your lips, uncross your arms and relax.

[Kad]

No, Jordan. This isn't funny. This is ruining musical theatre. Don't you see that jokes can KILL?

[Jordan Catalano]

[ChildrenwillListen]

yeah no