It's Wrong To Want To Slap A Child...

[Jordan Catalano]

...Or Is It?

[romantico]

Not sure about the child but the mother, definitely. We really do need those sub titles,don't we.

[Jordan Catalano]

They both need a good hit.

[EricMontreal22]

I'd go for the parents as well. The child can still be, hopefully, saved.

[GlindatheGood22]

Honey boo boo chile. Makes my skin crawl.

[Marianne2]

I watch that show all the time. It's horrible. 9 times out of ten, the parents and the kids need to be smacked. You think that's bad, in a different episode, the 1 girls's mom threw a fit over crowning because she failed to pay attention to how it worked. She stormed out and threw her daughter's bag of prize stuff on the lobby floor of the hotel they were in. And she broke the trophy.

[kooky]

WTF ! No wonder all the countries we give money to LAUGH AT US !!!!!!

[Jane2]

Don't even start me on this show. At least the producers focus on how sick the whole thing is and how miserable the kids are and most of all how inept the parents are.

The show is making fun of the whole concept of pageants but I think it's going right over the heads of everyone on film.

I feel like I'm watching a new Christopher Guest film every week.

[YouWantitWhen????]

After watching this video, I think straights couples should not be able to marry and raise children.

What the hell is the father/husband doing in the midst of his wife's OCD behavior?

And honestly, from the little I saw, I got a Friend of Marcus vibe off of him.

[morosco]

Toddlers & Tiaras shocking sneak peek shows young contestants drinking special juice, eating pageant crack before going on stage

[TheatreDiva90016]

You know, these kids are doing it the hard way.

All they have to do is leak a porn tape, and then they will become the next Kardashians.

[Broadway Joe]

Just another reason why the end of the world is near.

[StockardFan]

I usually love kids, but her I want to slap. Her mother is a disgusting pig, and the kid isn't even cute. I don't know how she won all those trophies. God that's really mean isn't it?

[Marianne2]

^ I agree. None of them are talented at all. It is really sad that all their awards seem to have no merit at all.

[Jane2]

Every movement, every strut, every smile is exactly the same for each little girl. The real show takes place behind the judges as the mothers make total fools of themselves acting out.

Also-they all have the same hair, same false eyelashes, same tan, same gown, same flippers (false teeth), same makeup, same everything. they all look the same. It doesn't matter who wins.

I love the tiny infants who are asleep but win awards, and I love the toddlers who scream and take a tantrum on stage, with the mothers dragging them off as the gown sweeps the dust off the floor.

[StockardFan]

It's definitely a guilty pleasure show, Jane! That and Dance Moms.

[doodlenyc]

I often want to slap children. Then, i always realize, i really want to punch their parents.

[ghostlight2]

That was profoundly depressing. It's the first time I've seen anything of that show and without a doubt the last.

Poor kid. Six years old and screwed for life.

[StockardFan]

Doodle you wouldn't want to punch my son. He's actually pretty entertaining.

[doodlenyc]

Oh, Stockard...we all know Henry is terrific! Plus, with all of those karate lessons, Im sure he'd kick my ass!

Actually, I said I'd punch the parents, so watch out!

[StockardFan]

Hey! You better not be slapping me! My husband............that'd be ok I guess.

[Mister Matt]

They live in a Costco? Do you have to show a membership card to enter their house?

That girl could be the next horror-movie icon. Like Chuckie or Freddy.

[doodlenyc]

Can her name be Honey Booboo?

[Jordan Catalano]

Nobody finds that at all racist, either.

[doodlenyc]

Her mom could be in it too...as Q. Pon Turkeywaddle.

[Jordan Catalano]

She has more chins than a chinese phone book.

(God, I've always wanted to use that!)