Michael Musto Apologizes

[FindingNamo]

My god, I get a Pavolivan vomitous response whenever the king of Hollywood via the great midwest holds forth on movies, film or cinema. But at least that's about pedantry and not about a proper name.

[After Eight]

Keep flailing.

You've been thrashed thoroughly in two threads, without my having to raise so much as an eyebow. No amount of name-calling, mockery or delusional ravings will change that. But hey, I guess you have to try to salve your wounded ego however you can.

And P.S. Your, ahem, "analogy" of tormenting an animal as a source of "humor" speaks far more about you than any of the stupidities you've voiced here.

[GavestonPS]

Am I the only dolt who has lost track completely as to which of us After Eight is insulting?

If you care to communicate, After Eight, perhaps your missives should have address lines.

[JoeKv99]

He seems to have taken a dislike to you Gaveston. Don't let it bother you. As Ethel Merman used to say "The Internet is full of weirdos."

[After Eight]

Gav,

You're not the dolt.

He has no trouble knowing who he is.

[JoeKv99]

Coming soon from NBC "You're Not the Dolt!" A mash up of the Bachelor, The Apprentice and Lord of the Flies. Potential dolts compete in a fun-filled dolt-off, being eliminated one by one with Host Michael Musto's trademark send-off "You're Not the Dolt!"

Episode one: The 18 celebrity contestants must produce a Broadway-style musical while being pelted with rocks and garbage. One of them needs medical attention after being beaned with a well-thrown brick. But who threw it? Could it have been one of his or her own team mates? Tune in and see! Special guest Kathy Lee Gifford.

[GavestonPS]

He seems to have taken a dislike to you Gaveston. Don't let it bother you. As Ethel Merman used to say "The Internet is full of weirdos."

No problem. I wasn't hurt; I was just trying to keep up.

After Eight and I know we have different tastes, but in this thread I paid him a sincere compliment. I really do enjoy his accounts of shows, especially those I never got to see.

(Thanks for the clarification, A8.)

[Patti LuPone FANatic]

I doubt she ever said that.

[JoeKv99]

Who could dislike you Gaveston? As always, I was making a jest.

And if you are referring to Ethel Merman, PLF, she most certainly did. I remember it distinctly: We got bullied into attending a Taylor Swift concert and on the airplane home, a fan asked Ethel if she had a Facebook page and Ethel told him "Hell no. The Internet is full of weirdos."

[FindingNamo]

I do.

[GavestonPS]

Yes, Namo does dislike me, though the fact that I can't remember why might suggest it's time to let it go. Or at least refresh my memory and let us resolve matters. I like him just fine and very much enjoy his posts.

But I knew you were joking, Joe. No worries.