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papalovesmambo

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re: this is my thread. there are many like it, but this one is mine.
Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:00pm

dear thread,

sometimes i think i am not worthy of the throngs of beautiful women who fling their thongs at me as i pass them in the streets. but then i remember who i am, catch one and sniff it. yes, i am america.

love,
papa

southernboy

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:02pm

*Farts on Papa*

shameless

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:04pm

I just have one thing to say and then I'll leave forever. Maybe.

Papi, you're not into big boobs... MY ASS!

tazber

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:05pm

wait, papa is in your ass, shameless?

shameless

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:08pm

TAZ!!!!

No, and he just lost any chance of that ever happening.

Updated On: 8/15/08 at 02:08 PM

madbrian

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:12pm

No, he didn't.

papalovesmambo

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:13pm

dear thread,

do not ask for whom the boob tolls. it tolls for thee.

love,
papa

Updated On: 8/15/08 at 02:13 PM

madbrian

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:17pm

They're putting tolls on boobs now!?!? Can I use my EZPass?

shameless

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:20pm

Oh, like you'd ever travel on that route.

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:27pm

I just wanted to say hi. I'll leave your thread alone now. But if you need anything just let me know.

ALittleNorthofKansas

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:28pm

I grabbed a boob once. I'm not sure who was more surprised.

DayDreamer

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:29pm

I thought boobs was visiting from Singapore?

ALittleNorthofKansas

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:32pm

DD a boob not Boobs

papalovesmambo

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:49pm

dear thread,

that sir mix-a-lot was a poet:

ooh, rump of smooth skin
you say you wanna get in my benz
well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

he says it all, he says it all.

love,
papa

madbrian

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:52pm

How can he be a poet? That doesn't rhyme.

Borstalboy

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:53pm

Groupy? Is that like dropsy?

shameless

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 02:54pm

You can't just read it. You have to rap it.

You're trying it now, aren't you?

DayDreamer

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 03:01pm

You are shameless. And I don't even like rap.

shameless

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 03:06pm

I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

NYadgal

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 03:42pm

Thread-warming gift for papa.

Updated On: 8/15/08 at 03:42 PM

Biff AKA Levi

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 03:51pm

Baby Got Front

tazber

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 04:08pm

Baby Got Back is perhaps the most perfect song ever written.

Sondheim wishes he half as talented.

papalovesmambo

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 04:11pm

dear thread,

i love my friends. they come through for me in all kindsa ways. it sounds sappy, but i know any story involving them will have a happy ending.

love,
papa

Borstalboy

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 04:13pm

Dear Papa's Thread,

I can't stop thinking about you. I can't wait to get my hands all over your body. I just wanna explore every inch of you.

Hurry, though. I think Papa may be on to us.

XOXOXOXO
Borstal

tazber

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Posted: 8/15/08 at 04:14pm

You consider your masseuse a friend too? So do I!