What showtune is Romney singing today?

[justoldbill]

"Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today."

[goldenboy]

You mustn't be discouraged.

[Miranda3]

"The Party's Over" (in more ways than one).

[Fran_mex]

Turn it off!
"Turn it off,
like a light switch,
just go clic,
It's a cool little mormon trick,
We do it all the time..."

[lupone76]

What show tune is Obama singing today? I mean, c'monnn really??? Isn't this board supposed to be about theater not politics right?? Please don't think Im a Republican either cause I can give a rats ass about Romney or Obama.. If it were up to me Hillary Clinton or Patti LuPone would be in the White House. I'm Just happy the election is over and done with so both sides could stop ranting about whose better. The Left and the Right need to get over themsleves already. Now, thats my rant, Amen!!!

[little_sally]

"Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why did I ever lose Ohio?"

[Mystic Pasta]

"Why, God, Why?" followed by "It Sucks to Be Me"

[sally1112]

Darn you Little Sally! I was just getting ready to post that one!!

[seaweedjstubbs]

"It's All Over"

There you are Romney, I've been lookin' all over...

I'm not feelin' well, I've got pain
Romney, we all got pain!!!

[aaronb]

One of his own invention: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=channel%3A5062bd76-2951-2456-8948-bcaec51b201d&feature=iv&src_vid=MX0D4oZwCsA&v=h0q2eGAjyGg

[madlibrarian]

Someone in a tree... that's just the right height...

[millie_dillmount]

LOL little Sally.

[Mr Roxy]

Somedays Everything Goes Wrong

[henrikegerman]

I was not born in sunny Hispania,
But my father came from Galeana in Chihuahua
But now I'm here, I'm dancing salsa;
Di dee di! Dee di dee di!
I am easily assimilated.
I am so easily assimilated.

I never learned a human language.
My father spoke a High Middle Mormon.
In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish:
Por favor! Toreador!
I am easily assimilated.
I am so easily assimilated.

It's easy, it's ever so easy!
I'm Latino, I'm suddenly Latino!
And you must be Chicano, too.
Do like the natives do.
These days it's hard to be
In the majority

Tus labios rubi
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,
Conquistan mi corazon,
Y solo con
Una cancion.

Mis labios rubi
Dreiviertel Takt, mon tres cher ami,
Oui ou, si si ja ja ja, yes yes, da da.
Je ne sais quoi!

Me muero, me sale una hernia!

Ole! Ole! Rafalca! Rafalca!

A long way from Provo in Utah

Mis/Tus labios rubi
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,
Conquistan mi corazon,
Y solo con
Una divina cancion.
De tus labios rubi!
Rubi! Rubi! (Rubio! Rubio!)
Hey!

Mi perro esta en el techo!
Cuarenta y Siete Porcentage!
Mi esposa es una caballera en el concurso dresa!
Mi cara es muy bronceada, no?