I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

[Playbilly]

ro 2 b
bst mn @
jc jg nups

[Wynbish]

[doodlenyc]

"Something something with your balls."
Hil-air!

[CATSNYrevival]

I wish someone would write a poem like that to me...

[CapnHook]

This evening as I was walking in Hell's Kitchen, I saw Jake walk into his apartment building. Just sayin'

[Jordan Catalano]

He's staying in my neighborhood??

[rosscoe(au)]

Parts of me went moist reading that Jordan.....

[Wynbish]

Pits?

[Scripps2]

I'm so gonna regret posting this:

Jake...

Hey, come and check my bubble butt
Notice that I am uncut.
Place your tongue beneath my skin.
Release the ecstasy within.

As I go down I contemplate...
How do you grow your beard so straight?
Mine just grows out in a friz.
Let me sculpt it with your jizz.

Jordan and I will leave you knackered:
the experience should justify a placard.
So chill man, and don't get crabby.
Relax and watch some Downton Abbey.

[PalJoey]

Oh dear.

[rosscoe(au)]

Love a peom that users the word Jizz!

[Playbilly]

I said it before, I'll say it again. I need to stop reading this board at lunchtime.

[Jordan Catalano]

That was disgusting and disrespectful to Jake. I won't tolerate that.

[Dollypop]