Hotlympics: The Hunks of London 2012

[broadwaydevil]

His goal is to be an EGOT? That's cute.

[Kad]

Silversurfer- the first guy I posted was Helge Meeuw, German swimmer.

[PalJoey]

And Danell likes to email near-naked pictures of himself to girls he flirts with online:

http://deadspin.com/5930246/us-gymnast-danell-leyva-has-a-habit-of-sending-half+naked-photos-of-himself-to-women-[kinda-nsfw]

[Scripps2]

More of a twink than a hunk, but Tom Daley has a good party trick...

[Kad]

Clemente Russo, Italian boxer.

[Scripps2]

Olympics or gay porn?

[Scripps2]

Australia's Olympics rowing team dance in their trunks to Michael Jackson's Thriller

[Playbilly]

Most Massive Thighs In Olympics?

http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/olympics-the-most-thunderous-thighs-of-london-2012-slideshow/olympics-day-8-cycling-track-photo-1344269298.html

[Kad]

They remind me of the caricature of cyclists in The Triplets of Belleville.

[wonderfulwizard11]

I'd like to add Matthew Mitcham to this conversation,
Submitted for your consideration

[sally1112]

If you all could excuse me please, I am going to need some time alone with this thread.

[TheatreDiva90016]

[Yawper]

but can he sing?

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Am I the only one who thinks Michael Phelps can be attractive?

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Also, Tom Daley! Christmas came early!

[Addison D.]

Ashton Eaton: WASP-y moniker, but all kinds of Hybrid Vigor, and, arguably--don't get Usain Bolt started--the World's Greatest Athelete. (Whatever that actually means....)

[Addison D.]

Practicing Corky St. Clair's routine for the closing ceremonies...

[Addison D.]

With a firm grip on his...um...ball? No, I guess that's a 'shot'.

[bethnor]

Olympics or gay porn?

up until 393 AD, the olympics were done in the nude. gymnos, the word from which we derive gymnastics, does mean nude, after all. take a wild guess as to who put a stop to that.

[Addison D.]

^^^A bunch of angry, horny, lonely Greek women???

[Playbilly]

Tomorrow all those hot, sweaty, incrediblely fit athletes of both genders and all shades are gathering for the last time. Sad, sad, sad. We all need to reflect...and stroke...and poke...in their honor.

As they return to their homelands on Monday, just remember you have new reasons for international travel.

We will miss you London Olympiads. Cuz your Winter Olympic countrymen have far too many clothes on.

- Playbilly

[TxTwoStep]

what? no mention of Medal BonerGate? BWW Off Topic, you have let me down.

[TxTwoStep]

and for the record, my Medal Stand does include the Cuban Exhibitionist, the Shaved Side Head Brit, and Lil Jakey Dalton, whose name was tailormade for porn.

[TxTwoStep]

not to exclude the many swimmers, who are automatic crotchrockets. But this year, i was surprised by the HEIGHT of many of them...swimmers used to be shorter.

[Tom1071]

Tom Daley had me glued to the diving competition this weekend. I can't get over how cute he is.

[nygrl232]

"^^^A bunch of angry, horny, lonely Greek women???"

Addison, it was most likely not them, because-and brace yourself-women like eye candy, too.