Posted by romantico 2012-10-03 12:59:30
Well, it's finally happened. We knew this day would come. This is NOT from the Onion.It's from Linda Harvey (yeah I know, but this story is hilarious!)
http://www.missionamerica.com/enews/enews_October2012ed01.htm

California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Reginald Tresilian 2012-10-03 13:03:07
About time, too.
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Phyllis Rogers Stone 2012-10-03 13:06:12
Man, I wish Missouri had banned heterosexuality when I was in high school. I might have gotten laid sooner and more frequently!
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Roscoe 2012-10-03 13:06:17
Baby steps, Reginald, baby steps.
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Kad 2012-10-03 13:17:54
Heterosexuality makes me sick. How will I explain it to my kids?
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Roscoe 2012-10-03 13:22:55
They keep flaunting it so openly. Can't they just keep it to themselves?
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Reginald Tresilian 2012-10-03 13:28:33
I think California's Gov. Schwarzenegger proved fairly clearly that no, they can't.
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Phyllis Rogers Stone 2012-10-03 13:41:39
I'm with Roscoe. I don't mind what they do in their own bedrooms, but this constant public celebration of their lifestyle is just too much.
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by SNAFU 2012-10-03 13:47:53
They put WHATÂ…WHERE?!
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by Playbilly 2012-10-03 15:02:16
I'm joining the Log Condo Democrats!!
California Bans Heterosexuality
Posted by ghostlight2 2012-10-04 15:45:23
Good grief! I thought you made that headline up.