Running With Scissors Presents SILENT NIGHT OF THE LAMBS

Put on your parkas and shiNe Your snow boots: Running With Scissors is heading north for the holidays - waaaaay north! We're flying far above the Arctic Circle, to the land of Santa Claus, sleigh bells, and suspense, with Ryan Landry's camp comedy, SILENT NIGHT OF THE LAMBS!

Life on the North Pole ain't what it used to be: Rudolph's long gone, Kris Kringle's in jail, and as if that weren't enough, now someone's offing the holiday's brightest stars! First, the Little Match Girl, then Tiny Tim -- jiminy Christmas, who's next?

Enter Rudolph's plucky daughter, Clarice, a fledgling FBI agent with a double-major in criminology and cranberry sauce. She may be wet behind those perky ears, but Lieutenant Blitzen thinks Clarice has a nose for tracking down evildoers. Will Clarice find the culprit before he strikes again? Will Santa help her find the naughty, naughty man? Or will Clarice herself become jerky for this turkey? Where will the merry madness end? It's a whodunit of holly-jolly proportions!

SILENT NIGHT OF THE LAMBS is written by Ryan Landry and stars Wesley Callaway, Jack Long, and Lisa Picone, with Brian Peterson as Santa Claus and Dorian Rush as Clarice. Sets are by Brad Caldwell, props by Liz Zibilich, and sound/video by Richard Read.

SILENT NIGHT OF THE LAMBS plays Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm and Sundays at 6pm from December 4 - 27, 2009. (No performance December 25.) All shows are held at Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Avenue, New Orleans. Tickets are $26 for Friday and Saturday, and $21 for Sunday. All tickets include a $5 bar credit. Seating is limited, so reserve your tickets today by calling 504 581 5812, or visit www.NORunningWithScissors.com!

(NOTE: the opening night performance on Friday, December 4 will be hosted by the Mystic Krewe of Satyricon. For tickets to that show only, please call 504 525 4498.)

WHERE: Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Avenue, in the heart of downtown New Orleans

WHEN: Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 6pm, from December 4 - 27 (No performance December 25)

TIX & INFO: Tickets are $26 Friday/Saturday and $21 on Sunday. All tickets include a $5 bar credit. Seating is limited. Tickets available at www.NORunningWithScissors.com or 504 581 5812.