Hotsy Totsy Star Wars Holiday Special Burlesque Plays the R-Bar Tonight

Joe The Shark and Cherry Pitz present The Hotsy Totsy Star Wars Holiday Special at the R-Bar, 218 Bowery (between Prince and Spring) at 8pm tonight, Dec 18th 2012. Admission: $10. For more information, visit www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com.

Not a long time from now, in a bar not very far, far away...It's time for the Holidays and for Cherry Pitz it is time to view her favorite TV show, The Star Wars Holiday Special. All the girls at The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women are doing Star Wars acts in honor of the occasion and if we can get the beta cassette to work, Cherry promises to show you video of Bea Arthur dancing with space aliens at the Mos Eisley Cantina, Art Carney giving Chewbacca's father Wookie-porn and Carrie Fisher singing a Wookie Christmas Carol To the tune of the Star Wars theme song.

PS: We are not making this up.
PPS: Don't tell George Lucas we have a copy, he has vowed to smash them all with a hammer.

Co-hosted by Cherry Pitz & Handsome Brad with Gogo by Erika Rodgers and featuring performances by Rosey La Rouge, Brief Sweat, Topher Bousquet, Hard Cory, Mr. Gorgeous, Jenny C'est Quoi & Cherry Pitz, with Stage Kitten - Fantasie D. Light.

Following on the footsteps of Hotsy Totsy Burlesque's successful Doctor Who Returns to Hotsy Totsy!, Mad Men, Cherry Pitz Vampire Hunter and Game of Thrones themed shows, Cherry Pitz and Joe the Shark proudly present their tribute to the 1978 Star Wars Christmas Special! We are New York's only episodic, monthly burlesque show featuring a different script each month and a rotating cast. Hotsy Totsy is a high camp soap opera featuring some of the best burlesque talent New York has to offer.

Every third Tuesday of the month, you are invited to the basement of The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women. The residents of the home need money to keep their hotel open and to buy G-strings and glitter. Sadly, the shows have had their technical difficulties and in the past as they've had to combat, zombies, gangsters, human-animal hybrids, televangelists and snake oil salesmen. The performers promise you beautiful, clothing-averse women, lots of laughs, spinning tassels, and flying underpants. So join us for Hotsy Totsy Burlesque at The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women where the motto is "We've fallen, we can't get up, and we like it that way!"

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